What is Intellitard?
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A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).
For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...
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Random Words:
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Special deal offered by Dominos pizza on Tuesday. Buy one large pizza at regular price and get a second pizza, FREE!
It's funny, ..
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Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
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