What is Intellitard?
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A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).
For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...
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An alternative to an upskirt.
Have you seen the latest Britney Annie shot?
See upskirt, comb over, pussy..
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The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.
$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dud..
