Intelltextual

What is Intelltextual?


1.

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u

Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore

Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.

Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me

Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

See wannabe, snob, texting, tldr


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