What is Intense Nudie?
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One of the world's most secret legends, there have only been a handful ever known to exist and the definition is known amongst only them. Some have said that an Intense Nudie is the Ying to Earth's Yang, but it is only speculation from the bravest of souls who dare to learn of its meaning. For anyone to learn it's meaning without being worthy would inspire the Gods to summon storms across the world, resulting in winds so fierce that would cause the Pacific to engulf North America and chasms in the Earth's crust so large that Africa may disappear.
So for God's sake just move on and be glad that you never inquired further about the.... Intense Nudie
John: Dayum girl, youz one Intense Nudie
Ying: You don't even know what that means!
John: Uhmm, HELLOOO like I totally do
Ying: ...Mother of God
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