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When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.
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when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.
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When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.
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