What is Internal Loss Prevention?


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Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.

Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha

Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!

Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

See security, mall, hmv, theft


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