What is Internet Bear?
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Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.
Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.
That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.
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