Internet Girlfriend Edit Meaning

1.

internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.

2.

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerdor mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

See Hasenpfeffer

3.

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".

internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"

See internet crybaby, internet toughguy, internet girlfriend, internet coolguy, internet wuss*

4.

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

See Sheldon

5.

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.

37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"

See internet, girlfriend, girls, rule, no, Kahai

6.

A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.

Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.

The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.

His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.

See obesity, internet, online, girlfriend, chat