Internet Hostage

What is Internet Hostage?


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When you are talking to someone online and they will not let you log off peacefully. When you log on the next day there are usually 20-30 messages from them asking if you are there in your offline message.

You: Well its kinda late... I'm gonna go get some sleep.

Them: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :'(

Them: Just stay and talk for a few more minutes PLZPLZPLZ

You: Ok...

(30 minutes later)

You: I really have to go, I have to wake up for work in 4 hours.

Them: But I really want to talk to you...

You: I have to go.

Them: 5 more mins!!!!

You: No, sorry. We can talk tomorrow or something.

Them: Tomorrow??? Come on just a few more minutes.

You: Bye

Them: Waaaaiiitt!

(Next Day)

"You have logged on to internet messaging service"

Offline messages:

Them: You there?

Them: Hello?

Them: Did you log off?

Them: I know you are there.

Them: You just went invisible.

Them: Why aren't you talking?

Them: Hellooooooo!?!?!?

*BUZZ!*

Them: Hey talk to me...

"Dude, this chick held me internet hostage for almost an hour last night. I thought I wasn't ever going to be able to log off."

See internet, hostage, kidnap, messenger, stalker


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