What is Internet Pimp?
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An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like
Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the
HIV .
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of
character !
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to makeout with.
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