Internet Pimp

What is Internet Pimp?


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An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?

Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!

Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.

Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!

Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.

Boy: You're right- let's run.

*Boy and Girl take off running*

Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!

Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

See loser, pimp, ugly


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