Internet Savant

What is Internet Savant?


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A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.

Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"

Person 2 - "Let me look"

2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.

Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."

Person 2 - " /bow "

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