Internet Tourettes

What is Internet Tourettes?


1.

A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!

Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman

Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!

See tourettes, cussing, swearing

2.

A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.

"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"

Person1: "What's your favorite band?"

Person2: " OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"

Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."

See turrets, donut, omgwtfbbq, internet, noob


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