Internet Work-out

What is Internet Work-out?


1.

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"

1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead

See jerk off, internet, sperm, happy


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