Internetisis

What is Internetisis?


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An illness, caught by spending too much time on the internet. Symptoms include; using 'lol' or other acronyms as words in everyday life, declaring actual objects to be photoshopped and sticking captions to cats.

Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken

Person 2: omg! stfu!

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.

Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.

Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.

See internet, lol, omg, stfu


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