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The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.
Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to ka..
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A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
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when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect
OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF
See ouch, dick, pussy, jew..
