What is Internetxiety?
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Combined from the words internet and anxiety. The act of being obsessive compulsive about people finding out what they do on the computer, even if they aren't doing anything bad, and erase any trace of evidence that would lead to what they were doing. This can develop into a serious condition of deleting the history every time they go to another web page, and hold their laptops at angles such that no one can see them.
"-Hey guys, wanna see what Andy was doing on the computer a couple minutes ago?
-Don't bother. He has internetxiety."
"Hey guys, where's Andy?
He crawled in that box again to go on facebook. He has internetxiety."
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