Interwebs Lawyer

What is Interwebs Lawyer?

Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.

Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!

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Dingle Sprinkle

1. The feces stuck in the hairs of the rectum chopped up and put into cereal. Hey I got some fresh dingle sprinkles! Got any Fuzzy Froste..

Bargasm

1. An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parti..

Bridal Ore

1. The residue from a broken hymen. Last night's bridal ore mythologically saturated the white sheet placed at the window of the hone..

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