Interwebs Lawyer

What is Interwebs Lawyer?

Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.

Interwebs Lawyer 1: Wow! I just increased my e-penis size by 4 inches from that case alone!

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Poonanners

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3m Wand

1. a magic wand that makes people give you a blow job, as featured in a dream that D Bradfield had when he quished in his orange boxers. &..

Deklose

1. deklose (rhymes with "snooze"): deklosing, deklost v: to deklose: to un-forget; to remember only when prompted; to remember s..

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