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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..
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The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)
It was a very dull commute home from wor..
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He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind
Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!
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