Intestinal Insomnia

What is Intestinal Insomnia?


1.

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.

Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.

See ttc, man boobs, man train, he she


81

Random Words:

1. a quadruple shot of the spirit, vodka...only really ever drunk by people wishing to get drunk.Quickly. "i'll have a quad vod ..
1. you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head we totally got..
1. something that is twisted and tangled as in cords or nerves my phone cord is all twangled or my nerves are twangled See bent, twisted,..