Intexticated

What is Intexticated?


1.

Word used to describe people (mostly teenagers) who drive while texting on their cellphones. The word is a play off of intoxicated, which is used to describe someone drunk.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"

"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"

"She was intexticated."

See texting, driving, intoxicated

2.

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

See intoxicated, text, walking, idiot, cell phone

3.

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

See intexticated, intoxicated

4.

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

See cellphone, text messaging, intoxicated, drunk, instant messaging


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