Intextication

What is Intextication?


1.

Sending text messages while intoxicated.

"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"

See text, drunk, drinking

2.

Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.

"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - Intextication

See texting, text message, text messaging, im, instant message


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