Intimate Pity Party

What is Intimate Pity Party?


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When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"

Kelly: "Brad stayed over."

Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"

Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."

Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

See pity, sex, intimate, sorry, fuck


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