What is Intourettes?
1.
When chatting online, you accidentally blurt out information that is completely irrelevant to the topic, or extremely personal that has nothing to do with the conversation.
Tom: Where are you going tonight?
Jane: To the bars.
Tom: Cool, anyone in particular
Andy: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Tom: ^^^^ intourettes
Bill: Did you see the logo on the shark?
Erica: Yes, that was amazing.
Mon: OMFG!!!!!pound55home1capslock WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!! @enter pagedownampersand
Bill:^^^^ drugs & intourettes
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2.
The string of random expletives uttered when battling a painfully slow internet connection.
"Shit fucking slow fucking hurry the fuck up dumb cunt internet."
"Pardon?"
"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."
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