Intoxication Notification

What is Intoxication Notification?

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an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)

Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

See lame, fake, trying too hard, loser

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