What is Intoximicated?
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That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.
I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.
Random Words:
1.
commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.
He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.
See bat, stick, club..