Intoxitext

What is Intoxitext?


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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.

Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?

3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.

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