What is Intoxitext?
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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?
3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.
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The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.
"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"..
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Replaced Eric Dill as the current lead singer of The Click Five.
Is super sexy.
Kyle Patrick can have my babies.
See kyle patrick..