What is Intoxitext?
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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?
3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.
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the cum that lands on your knuckles after masturbation
I was shooting off a knuckle rocket and your mom walked in.
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What one would say to somebody after they attempted to utter a phrase that didn't make sense.
Synically used.
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