What is Intoxitext?
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When someone under the influence of alcohol/drugs sends an absurd, sexual or obnoxious text message without knowledge of the act until the next hangover-induced morning.
Damn! Did you get Mel's intoxitext?
3:34am : I just sat down in the dishwasher and peed. The dog took my cheese.
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Random Words:
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To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"
*slap* "Moist Johnson!"..
