What is Intrusion Shield?
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What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
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When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like f..
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from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the oppos..
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A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be.
Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some gu..