Inverse Blumpkin

What is Inverse Blumpkin?


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A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.

John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!

Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?

John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.

Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, steamer, hot carl, rusty trombone, rimjob, shit, deficate, whore


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