Inverse Metroid

What is Inverse Metroid?


1.

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"

2- "No, what?"

1- "The Inverse Metroid."

2- "What's that?"

1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."

2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."

1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"

2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"

(They embrace)

See metroid, samus, anus, bombs


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