Inverted Blumpkin

What is Inverted Blumpkin?

when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.

My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin

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There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:

1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.

2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.

Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.

See inverted, blumpkin, tossed salad, shit, blowjob

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Zenwhenning

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Half Beavered

1. getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it. Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!..

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