Inverted Pooh Bear

What is Inverted Pooh Bear?


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An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."

Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"

Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"

Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"

Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."

Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

See pooh bear, inverted, honey, stripper, blow job, bj, 69

2.

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."

Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"

Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"

Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"

Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."

Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

See pooh bear, inverted, honey, stripper, blow job, bj, 69


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