Invest Edit Meaning

1.

This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Manfrom getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.

Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfoliosmelled like rotten salmon.

Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.

See sex, intercourse, penetrate, bone, fuck

2.

(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.

Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

3.

invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.

yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

Yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?