What is Investigating Her Crime Scene?
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A slang term for masturbation.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
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Short form for "HELP!" in situations, where one can't afford to type with both hands, e.g. while playing starcraft agains..
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Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
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