What is Investigating His Crime Scene?
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A slang term for masturbation.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
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a tampon, generally used to clog or prevent blood flow
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The act of playing the drums without actually having a drum set or sticks.
I got awesome air drumming skills yo!
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Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
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