Investment

What is Investment?

A girl who is ignored despite having underated hotness due to temporary problems such as being overweight, having braces, having acne, etc.

While others ignore her you flirt with her slightly off and on until the day comes when she becomes the hottie you expected her to be.

Greg: dude that girl got hot this summer.

Jon: yea my investment finally paid off.

See underrated, ugly duckling

Johnny 5

1. A johnny 5 is the hot boxing of a bathroom or other small knook with 5 individually rolled blunts each consisting of over 1 gram of marj..

Alptop

1. A misspelled version of the word 'laptop'. "Man, don't forget to bring your alptop... I mean laptop with you today...

Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin

1. When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed ..

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