What is Investtard?
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A retarded person making stupid ass investments in the stock market. Like pumptards, they make false & exagerated statements but they are such dumb fucks no one listens to them. Most will eventually be homeless and have no friends because they have lost all of their money by making stupid investments. Some try to sell sex but get no customers.
The dumb ass InvestTard Erica bought Visa at $89 and is now selling it at $44.
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