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When you are watching a commercial with Billy Mays in it after June 28th, 2009, one of the worst days in history.
Oh look, I just saw t..
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When you put a nicely sized, and well oiled cucumber into a girls vagina, just for shits and giggles.
"Me and my girlfriend were b..
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Going from a bad situation to an even worse.
Two friends get captured and tortured by a serial killer, but manage to escape. But instea..