Invisalign

What is Invisalign?


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Invisible braces for semi-messed up teeth. Used by dentists to raise one's hopes before crushing them by telling you that you're getting metal anyway. Each is personally sculpted using picures, x-rays, and bad-tasting gel used to make moldings of your mouth. In other words, if you even need braces, you won't be wearing these. Sorry. Things just suck that way:{(

Hey man! I'm getting my invisalign braces next week!

Good for you john...

(3 weeks later)

Hey man, guess what? I'm getting invisalign too!

stfu creature...

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