What is Invisible Monkey Slap?
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An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
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A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the..
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Boylemia -Boyle-mi-a Ner-vo-sa-
a tv talent induced nervous mania - characterised by the incoherent ramlings of middle aged women, ofte..
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The Zing ninja owns ALL.
You've been owned by the zing
I've been owned by the zing
You've been owned by teh zingggggg ..
