Invisible Touch

What is Invisible Touch?


1.

When a woman has more to her then it seems.

where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.

a temptress in ye olde english

She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...

and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)

See invisible, touch, toch

2.

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

See hand party, stroking, my morning jacket


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