Involuntary Goatee

What is Involuntary Goatee?


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When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

See goatee, accidental, shaving, facial, hair, mistake, shave


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