Involuntary Goatee

What is Involuntary Goatee?

1.

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

See goatee, accidental, shaving, facial, hair, mistake, shave
51

Random Words:

Pengu
1. A kids show about a penguin made of clay, who gets smacked around by his parents and beats the shit outa his friends by chucking showb..
Read more
Anti-orgasm
1. Horrible pain, used to describe things beyond extreme discomfort Often a throbbing sensation Basically the opposite of an orgasm in e..
Read more
W4w
1. Whore for Whore It's usually a cheap way to gain popularity in myspace. People whore themselves to other people and they sort of d..
Read more
Book Banner