What is Involuntary "love You"?


1.

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

See love ya, love


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