What is Iona Prep?
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Though it is sometimes thought to be just a simple and lightly homosexual school, that is as far from the truth as possible Iona prep's student body is made up mostly of spics, guidos, and all around faggot who were not able to make it into the much more prestigious and respected school, Fordham prep. During the school day, each student is subjected to violent anal sex from other fellow guidos and minorities. Then for lunch, each student is allowed only feces and semen from his teachers. Last but not least, Iona prep is extremely gay, only for fags and guidos, and you should only attend if you are looking for a good ol homosexual gang-bang.
Ricky: mom, I was masterbating to some gay porn last night when I saw one man lick the other man in his private area. It looked like something that I would enjoy. Is there anything that I can do to try this?
Mom: why yes my little faggot son. You can go to Iona prep!
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An institution consisting of a large mass of homosexuals who more than likely couldnt get into the much more prestigious Fordham Prep. A healthy amount of these freaks sport "blowouts" and have a solid orange tan 24/7, 365. Can't spell "preparatory" (see above entry), giving justification to why they attend Iona Prep and not Fordham Prep..............Iona Sucks
Little Boy: Mommy, look at that dirty homeless man drinking his own pee.
Mom: Billy, that is an bIona Prep alumni, make sure you study everyday so don't wind up like him.
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Iona prep is the largest concentration of faggots. The minute you walk into the school you are immediately butt raped by a buch of faggots. The school should be renamed faggot prep.
mom, where should i got to highschool
well timmy due to you are flamming faggot you should go to Iona prep!
Okay mom
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A place where a bunch of talented smart and did i mention hott young men attend their daily studies; Prep meaning a college prepatory school not the stereotype of a "prep" (there are many types of guys in this school.) Contrary to popular belief, these men are not faggots, know how to have a good time, and are true gentlemen. Iona Prep is also the brother school to the kick ass Ursuline School
Lets go to Iona Prep after school!
Iona Prep rocks my underwear!
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A school in which many many faggots attend. If you go there, you are gay and like it in the butt. Attending Iona Prep is the same as attending a faggot convention.
Bill: You go to Iona Prep? Dude, you must be so gay.
Jack: Of course man, Iona Prep is all faggots.
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