What is Ionia Michigan?
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Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.
Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"
Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."
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