What is Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb?

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This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.

If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

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