Iowa Girls

What is Iowa Girls?

1.

These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.

"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."

"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."

See moose, sloppy mommie, jungle fever, tuna casserole, bonbon syndrome
32

Random Words:

Kaniffer Valve
1. A non existent part on your buddy’s car that you need to help him fix so you can drink beer with him and not get in trouble with your wi..
Read more
Cropface
1. A photograph chosen and cropped especially for use as your identifying photo online. Sometimes craftily cropped to excise others or to i..
Read more
Zappanese
1. Of or like the works or philosophy of American composer, musician and film director Frank Zappa (1940-1993). Much of his music and othe..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free