Iowa Girls

What is Iowa Girls?


1.

These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.

"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."

"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."

See moose, sloppy mommie, jungle fever, tuna casserole, bonbon syndrome


32

Random Words:

1. An individual who recreationally follows stylishly one piece besuited skiers and borders, with the aim of licking the one piece. Underta..
1. When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling. OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but s..
1. A vaginal Quief. Can also be referred to as a "vart", or a "pussy fart". After having mind blowing sex Mary let out..