What is Iowa Overpass?
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When a guy is having sex with a girl in a car, he hits her in the back of the head and knocks her out. He then takes a shit in the car, puts on the emergency flashers, lights the emergency flares outside of the car, and runs behind a boulder and watches for people to stop and see the utter shame within the parked automobile, all the while laughing like an excited school girl.
I pulled off an amazing Iowa overpass last weekend in my girlfriend's '85 Ford Toyota, which has 1200 pounds of torque with each sensual thrust of the piston.
However, the trial for assault and emotional damages will surely ruin me.
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How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
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