Ipad

What is Ipad?


1.

I Poop Alot Disorder. Occurs when an individual lacks the fortitude to take responsibility for their own short comings. Gods way of punishing their tool like actions and complete lack of tact by making them poop....alot.

I spent all day in the bathroom, i suffer from iPad.

See poop, disorder, alot, bathroom

2.

1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:

A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad

B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple

2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.

1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"

2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."

3.

Those who are clueless what an mp3 player is might call any kind of device with head phones an iPad. Mostly senior citizens

granny 1 : Teenagers today are too obsessed with technology

granny 2 : Yea, they are always listening to their iPads , in our time we had to go out and buy a record off a store

(The above is a true story)


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