Iphag

What is Iphag?

Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks.

Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with Todd?"

A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."

See iphone, fag, queer, douche bag, cheese

One who is browsing the web on their iPhone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.

Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspaceon his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.

See iphouche, iphone, fag, douche, myspace

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