Iphobia

What is Iphobia?


1.

The phobia of mac (apple) products, specifically the iphone, and ipod.

People who suffer from iphobia are always die-hard-work-aholic-pc fans, who believe that pc is the only compatible way to do buisness.

There are several different levels of iphobia...most cases are severe.

Lauren: "Hey, Dad, why didn't you buy the iphone?"

Lauren's Father: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE NAME OF A MAC PRODUCT IN MY HOUSE!"

Lauren: "..."

LD: "Macs are uncompatible with buisness! They're unreliable!

Lauren: "-rolls eyes-"

Lauren's mom: "Ugh, your father is STILL suffering from iphobia?"

Lauren: "-nods-"

See iphone, iphoney, phobia, mac, ipod, itouch, apple

2.

The fear of losing ones Ipod

"Charles totaly has Iphobia,his Ipod hasnt left his sight in weeks!"

See iphobe


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