Iphone Guy

What is Iphone Guy?


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The guy who owns an iPhone and wants everyone to know. For him, it's a status symbol that he can afford a $150 phone. Whenever anyone asks a question to which the answer is unclear, always responds "let me check my iPhone."

The hallmark of an iPhone Guy is referring to his phone as an iPhone at every opportunity.

-After losing his phone

iPhone Guy: "Hey, have you seen my iPhone?"

-Showing a picture to friends

iPhone Guy: "I took this picture on my iPhone, doesn't it look great?"

-On a disputed fact

iPhone Guy: "Hey, I have my iPhone right here, let me check Wikipedia!"

See faggot, douchebag, tool, apple, iphone


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